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TheBDFL.com The official internet site of the Big Daddy Football League 2013 |
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Fo, fo, fo... PowerSleds beat the Cheetahs in Big Daddy Bowl XII and tie them with four overall BDFL championship titles MEDIA VOID - There are now two teams on top of the Fantasy Football Mountain. The once-mighty Fairfield PowerSleds are mighty again. Mad Jack Barnes’ Mean Machine climbed to the pinnacle of the BIG DADDY FOOTBALL LEAGUE with a convincing 33-16 vict’ry in the BIG DADDY BOWL over the Riverchase Cheetahs, to claim the most-coveted trophy in all of fantasy football, THE GRAND DADDY. In “the process” of beating the Cheetahs in the final game of the season, the PowerSleds notched their record-tying 4th BDFL Championship (tying the Cheetahs in the process). The journey to the summit was sweet indeed for Mad Jack’s Minions, who never wanted to give up possession of the Helmet O’ Silver two years ago when they won their third title, but first trophy. |
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More from the PowerSleds fourth title... In the end, the Sleds stayed healthy-enough and got big contributions from McCoy (RB-Philadelphia) who led the NFL in rushing, Cam (QB-Carolina) who led the Panthers to the NFC South, and Minnesota rookie (WR) Patterson to win it all. Conversely, the Sin Wagon was partially de-railed by the injury to Romo (QB-Cowboys). All in all, it was a heavy metal run to the finish line for the PowerSleds, who showed the power when they had to and now they get to take home the hardware (The Grand Daddy) and a record-tying 4th BDFL Championship. The official presentation will be made by the Commissioner at the Super Bowl Gala.
From Twitterverse, Texting, Cyber Space, and e-mail: “I’d rather lose,” said Bullet, “than ride an aub and vol to vict’ry.”
“Lost,” said Butch Neal (in a one word text to the Bulletin).
“Yeah, now Jack is tied with me (with 4 BDFL Championships),” said Butch. “I was behind the 8-ball early when he got a 50-yard TD from Patterson. I’m headed to NOLA.”
From WARTS: “Congratulations to the PowerSleds - 2013 BDFL CHAMPIONS!”
“Congrats PowerSleds,” Mark Burr (from some ski village in the Klondikes – where it is officially as cold as a well-diggers @$$).
“Dogs have officially fired Coach Gene Stallings and is in negotiations with Nick Saban , Jon Gruden , and Jeff Fisher,” emailed Mr. Mark Burr.
From the desk of the Commissioner (to Dogs): “Add Petey Meadows to your coaching search.”
“He deserves it,” said 2012 BDFL Champion Jaimie Hand, “Considering what he had to deal with on draft night (drunks, f-bombs, etc.).”
“I had to get it back for Jackson,” said Mad Jack. “He never wanted to give it up in the first place.”
“Is it over?” Parks.
Other less meaningfull BDFL Action from Week 17: Elsewhere in the BDFL, the Western Hills closed out a very successful season with a 45-19, A.W. drumming of the defending champion Black Creek Wooden Warriors. With the win, the “James Gang” served notice that they can be dangerous in other places besides the Miller Genuine Draft. In other BDCS bracket games: The top-seeded Gulf Coast Gamblers blew past the Druid City Blitz (although both of these teams will lament the fact that they “choked” with the pressure on in 2013). And, two teams from the Null Set Club, who apparently were just happy to be in the Big Dance, two-stepped to an ugly 15-11 game in the final weekend of the NFL regular season, with the Jugtown Juggernauts getting the last laugh over the Brookside Dogs. And, just in case you are scoring at home (and we know you are), the Dogs now have a 19-year-losing streak in the BDFL.
No Meaning – Mullet Games: The Smoke Rise Woosiers and the Mineral Springs Grenadiers might have been dangerous in the upper bracket, however, the Bullet Rule relegated them to the Big Mullet Series. Each closed with victories that could only be described at hollow. The Woo Crew captured the Mullet by beating the Mayors in Week 17, while the Commissioners’ beloved Gut Grenades spanked the Duncanville Armadillos by a dozen, or thereabouts. The Fighting Slovaks closed with a loss, getting topped by a touchdown by the missing-in-action Pasco County Wizards, and the Sloth Monsters avoided dead last place by pounding wet sand and the Benton Bullets in the Toilet Seat Bowl.
In case you missed it… In the early 1980’s, when the Philadelphia 76ers won the NBA Finals in a four-game sweep, Moses Malone was quoted as saying, “Fo, fo, fo!” |
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