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Bullet the Blue Sky Bocephus' 50th Birthday Party was well attended by the BDFL's rank 'n file and it rewarded most there with wins MEDIA VOID - It might have been Jaimie’s Birthday weekend, and old Bocephus might have had a bigger party at the Old House than Bullet did the year before, but that didn’t stop the Benton Bullets from “breaking one off” in younger brother. “I figured his big, enormous (Johnson) birthday bash was out of the way,” said Bullet. “And, it was time to bring him down a peg, or two.” The Mullet-bound Bullets topped Kawliga & Company, 37-21, just five-points shy of an A.W. Bullet the Blue Sky is from U2's The Joshua Tree album in 1987. It was written about the United States' military intervention during the 1980s in the Salvadoran Civil War. "This guy comes up to me his face red like a rose on a thorn bush, like all the colours of a royal flush and he's peeling off those dollar bills. Slapping them down...100!...200! |
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Wildcats Outscore Gamblers, 46-28: In a match-up of a couple of teams that couldn’t make it to Jaimie’s 50th Birthday Bash… the Western Hills Wildcats out-scored the Gulf Coast Gamblers, 46-28. The remainder of Saturday Night’s “no-shows” all lost this weekend in BDFL action. Is that bad karma, or what?
Commissioner Kills Pixie Dusters: Iron Hand kept his slim Big Daddy Championship Series (BDCS) playoff hopes alive with a severe thumping of the Pasco County Wizards, down in Tampa Town, 28-17. Of course, Chris attended his brother’s party, while Parks stayed away (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing). The Commissioner is now 5-7, and very close to being eliminated via the Bullet Rule, however… all he needs is two more wins to quality for the Big Dance (his total point total is goot).
Slovaks Slap Blitz after Late Night in Fieldstown: Adam Slo soaked up as much good karma as he could Saturday night in Fieldstown, and it paid off in a rare BDFL victory on Sunday for the Fighting Slovaks. As chronicled in various other places in the Bulletin, Jerry Fritz is one of those that didn’t show up – or send a present – and that paid off with an embarrassing defeat (28-11) at the hands of the lowly EuroTrash Talkers.
Cat Scratch Fever Dooms Dogs: In yet another example, Mark Burr stayed away from Jaimie’s party, and paid for it in BDFL action. The Brookside Dogs were defeated this weekend by the Riverchase Cheetahs by four, 18-14. “Man, I wouldn’t have missed it for the world,” said Butch following his win over the Dogs. “That party was just the boost I needed to get over the hump.”
Sleds Derail Sloths: In the remainder of the BDFL action, all of the remaining coaches and general managers and owners were actually at Jaimie’s Party, so it’s a wash. On Sunday afternoon, Mad Jack’s Mean Machine had just enough left in the tank to out-duel Mukes’ Sloth Monsters, 26-21.
Nauts Edge Mayors, 23-22: Allyson’s Jugtown Juggernauts fought from behind to ultimately defeat the Magic City Mayors, 23-22. Alan tried everything to try and beat this “bunch of girls,” including stabbing her in the arm with a pencil… but, to no avail.
Woo Crew Dumps the Dillos: When this past Sunday rolled around, the Duncanville Armadillos were “on fumes” following a whirlwind trip from Charlotte (actually Marvin, NC) to T-Town, to Fieldstown. So, when the Opossums on the Half Shell showed up to play the Woo Crew in Hayden, they really didn’t have much of a chance against the Smoke Rise Woosiers, who won by eight, 20-12.
In case you missed it… And, we know some of you did (Dog, Jerry James, Jerry Fritz, Kenny Breal, & Jeff Parks) Jaimie Hand’s 50th Birthday Party last Saturday night at the Old House on Hand Lane in Fieldstown was a huge success, and well attended by the BDFL rank and file, excluding those mentioned in parenthesis, who are encouraged the mail their present to Jaimie.
Happy Thanksgiving! On behalf of the entire staff at the Bulletin, we’d like to wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving, and we hope you get to watch plenty of football this extended weekend. |
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