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TheBDFL.com The official internet site of the Big Daddy Football League 2013 |
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Short and Sweet... That's what she said...As The Bulletin - for once - will try to go “short and sweet” as a mid-season holiday treat MEDIA VOID - The Fighting Slovaks are still winless after eight weeks of BDFL action. They are still the only team in the league without a vict’ry. And, they may be the only team in any Fantasy Football league (online, cyberspace, office space, etc,) that does not have AT LEAST ONE WIN. We are currently checking with the Elias Sports Bureau and STATS, Inc, and the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Agency. The NOT-SO-Fighting Slovaks are terrible this year (kinda like other years, except worse). In Week Eight, it was the Commissioner’s turn to put a whipping on the EuroTrash Talkers, who are not doing very much talking, texting, tweeting, or emailing this season. Upon review, the Mineral Springs Grenadiers 30-9 thrashing of the Slovaks falls in the A.W. category, and gives the Commissioner two wins in a row, after he started the season 0-6. |
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Wildcats Running (and Throwing) Wild: Chalk up another A.W. in favor of the Western Hills Wildcats. The “James Gang” has got it going on. The BioCats left the friendly confines of Five Points West for Five Points South this Sunday, and proceeded to put a bashing on the Magic City Mayors, 47-12. Alan Arrington had to put down the BDFL Spirit Flag and start waving the “white flag” early in this affair. (See I told you I was going short this week.)
Sloths Slip to Dixie Mafia in Biloxi: Michael Hewlitt Dismukes took a nice-and-easy trip to Biloxi this weekend, ordered up a little room service, and played a few table games. And, if he would have stayed in his room, at the bar, or in the casino, he would’ve been fine. But, for some unknown reason, he ventured out to the nearby Biloxi Municipal Softball Complex. Now, he did not take a crow-hop throw from shortstop to get his collar bone broken, but he did take one on the chin from the Dixie Mafia. The Gulf Coast Gamblers let up a little in the second half, but still “dealt” the Sloth Monsters (AKA) the Three Toed Tree Dwellers a 36-30 defeat.
Quad Action: Armadillos Upset the Nauts Kurt Prewitt is becoming a regular on the quad. In fact, he’s getting special permission to stay there on Sunday’s and play his BDFL games, instead of driving back to Charlotte (actually Marvin) or flying to Duncanville, Texas. In Week Eight, the Killer Dillos upset Allyson’s Jugtown Juggernauts by eight, 34-26. A.E. is so thrilled with her Crimson Tide’s season – and 45-10 romp over Tennessee – that she didn’t even seem to mind losing a BDFL game.
Dogs Bite Blitz: Staying in T-Town after Alabama’s 7th-straight vict’ry over the Volunteers, the Brookside Dogs and the Druid City Blitz decided to play on Sunday at the old Central Falcons Stadium, just off 15th Street. That actually gave the “home field” advantage to the Blitz. However, Dog was able to walk to the game on Sunday morning/afternoon after hosting all-night activities – Sponsored by Synaflex Rubber – at the Side Track. So, after numerous “de-railers” and upside-down shots the Dogs took aim at the Fritz Blitz. And, the strategy paid off, as Mark’s Mutts took a bite out of the backside of the Blitz, winning by 11-points, 28-17 (the exact same score at Bear’s 315 game).
Cheetahs Crush Bullets: Staying with the Bulletin’s “short theme” this week, the Cheetahs put an A.W. on the Bullets, 42-9. However, the Bullets did not get the “Toilet Seat Team of the Weak” award. That distinction went to the Slovaks.
PowerSleds Tricked by Dixie Dusters: It was all “smoke and mirrors” in Week Eight for the Pasco County Wizards as they put a “hocus-pocus” sleight-of-hand upset on the Fairfield PowerSleds, 26-19. Mad Jack was not happy after this one, and had his troops with their “hands on the line” early Monday morning, as the Mean Machine vows to rebound down the stretch.
Wooden Warriors Hose Woosiers: Week Eight’s closest match-up was between bitter rivals: the Smoke Rise Woosiers and the Black Creek Wooden Warriors. In case you missed it (see below), the Woodies fell behind the Woosiers early. Then, the Woo Crew let up, allowing the Wooden Warriors to claw their way back into the contest. At halftime, everything was even between the Woosiers and Woodies. The game stayed woefully close until the final minutes, when the Wooden Warriors were able to put away from the Woosiers. The final score read: Woodies 31, Woo Crew 28 (all of this according to WARTS).
In case you missed it… Captain Benjamin Hand (#12, OLB) led his CYO, Toy Bowl, EWTN, John Carroll Catholic Cavaliers Youth team to their first win in franchise history, 15-0, over Briarwood. “Ben Hand” caused a fumble and a little bit of terror for the other team, as he picks up the family moniker of “the Dominator,” left behind by Nic Hand, who’s first intramural season at the Capstone recently ended with just one vict’ry. |
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