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TheBDFL.com The official internet site of the Big Daddy Football League 2013 |
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The last will be last...again Fightin' Slovaks have a super grip on the weekly Toilet Seat Team of the Weak after butchering the draft MEDIA VOID - Ladies and Gentlemen, after taking home the “Toilet Seat Team of the Weak” award in Week One of the BDFL season, the Fighting Slovaks “repeated” in Week Two. The EuroTrash Talkers chalked up a grand total of 11-points in the second week of the season and were run out of Benton and Lowndes County by the Benton Bullets, 28-11. Now, ASlo & Company are a paltry 0-2 on the season and looking realistically down the barrel of a possible 0-17 season. As for the Bullerino, he was glad to get to play the Slovaks, in order to notch his first win of 2013. “I would like to personally thank the schedule maker,” Bullet said. “I scored 28-points, which was good enough to beat 11 other BDFL teams in Week Two, but playing the Slovaks really made it easy for me. From Vanilla Ice... "As one white rapper to another, you really do suck brother". |
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Commish Close to Slovaks in Week Two ineptitude The Mineral Springs Grenadiers were a close second in the “woeful” category in Week Two, eking out just one-more-point than the Sorry Slovaks. The Commissioner managed to score just a dozen points and they had to absorb an A.W. at the hands to the Druid City Blitz, 37-12. While this is bad and alarming news for old Iron, it is good news for Jerry Fritz, who looked over-matched and wild-eyed in their opener against the Cheetahs. Of course, that happens to a lot of folks inside Sammy’s. After two weeks, the Blitz find themselves in the “middle of the pack” at 1-1 in the win-loss column. Meanwhile, the Grenadiers (0-2, and with two “A.W.’s against”) are sharing a spot in the “winless” cellar next to the Slovaks and a team to be named later (see below) in The Bulletin.
Only Two Unbeatens – Is that Right? In fact, after just two weeks, just two teams are “undefeated” in BDFL action. One of the “unbeaten” is the aforementioned Riverchase Cheetahs. Yep, the Sin Wagon is rolling again. “It’s rolling baby,” said Butch Neal after his felines scratched out a one-point vict’ry over the defending champion Black Creek Wooden Warriors on the road. It appears that Old Kawliga spoke too soon about his (potential record) BDFL winning streak, dating back to last season. The streak is over now, and if the Woodies don’t re-group quickly, 2013 could be a long season for the Tribe.
The “Other” Undefeated Team is… It’s the Western Hills Wildcats. Can you believe it? Anyone near Jerry James on Miller Genuine Draft Night certainly can. He was deftly picking up quality in every round of the draft with his patented “Just Say No” picking strategy lighting the way for his long-suffering franchise. In Week Two, the “James Gang” edged the Pasco County Wizards in overtime to remain perfect on the season. The BioCats hope that a quick start in 2013 will lead to better things this season and help them escape from the Null Set Club.* *The Null Set Club is a group of BDFL Teams/Owners that have never, ever won the Championship. They include: Jerry Fritz, Mark Burr, Allyson Edwards, Jerry James, Adam Slovensky and Kurt Prewitt. (Jaimie Hand was kicked out of the club after winning the BDFL Title last season).
The “Other” OT Game Close games were reported all up and down the scoreboard, and in the official WARTS Report in Week Two. Another overtime game took place in the back lot at the Beau Rivage in Biloxi over the weekend. The Gulf Coast Gamblers were able to use home-field advantage to their advantage pulling out the old axiom of “house wins on a push,” as they topped the Fairfield PowerSleds in OT. With the vict’ry, the Dixie Mafia captures a little bit of the swagger they lost in Week One (and quite frankly for the last few years), while the “Mean Machine” drops to 0-2 on the season to grab a seat in the “winless” cellar next to the Slovaks and the Grenadiers.
Woosiers Fall Victim to Sloths (and the schedule-maker) Tommy Todd’s team put a whipping (A.W.) on their opponent in Week One, and then went out an lit up the scoreboard (and WARTS) for 36-points in Week Two, only to lose to the Silver Lakes Sloth Monsters by one point. The 37-36 defeat was hard for the Smoke Rise Woosiers to take, but you have to give a lot of credit to Mukes and his Three Toed Tree Dwellers. The Sloths had their hearts broken as well in Week One, losing by one point (35-34) to the Dogs. But, amazingly… the Sloths were able to “hang-on” in Week Two, while playing (as always) without plausible thumbs. Both the Woo Crew and the Sloths now stand with a number of teams at 1-1 on the season.
Instant Karma Dooms Dogs in Week Two Mark Burr edged the Sloths by one in Week One, but the old John Lennon “Instant Karma” got him in Week Two. The Brookside Dogs lost to the Jugtown Juggernauts by two in Week Two, 18-16. “Well, we all shine on / Like the moon and the starts and the sun / Yeah, we all shine on / Come on, and on, and on.” Now, Dog and A.E. are 1-1 on the season.
Two More at 1-1 The Duncanville Armadillos and the Magic City Mayors each moved in different directions in Week Two to get to 1-1 on the young season. Prewitt watched Bama top A&M on Saturday, then his ‘Dillos dumped the Cronies 26-23 on Sunday.
In case you missed it… Vestavia Hills fullback Joseph James (a member of the “James Gang” - youngest son of Jerry) has helped to lead the Rebels to a 3-0 start in 6A, AHSAA action in 2013. Last Friday, VHS beat Huffman to give Head Coach Buddy Anderson his 300th career vict’ry. However, things get tougher this Friday, when the Rebels venture to Gardendale to take on the Rockets led by Defensive Coordinator Willie Wyatt and special defensive assistant in-charge-of-sprinklers, Curt Jarvis. |
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