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The Bulletin - Week 11 Another year with more of the same endless babble (or HDBS)

And the first team eliminated from the Big Daddy Championship Series is…

The Druid City Blitz bites the dust. The Fritz Gritz Blitz didn’t seem like they were having THAT bad of a season. But, when you glance at the standings, the Red Baron Boys are 3-8 on the season, and officially eliminated from the meaningful post-season (BDCS). Jerry Fritz’s team was send packing (for the Mullet Series) in Week Eleven by the resurgent Mineral Springs Grenadiers, who are on a roll. The Commissioner’s team is finally looking good somewhere OTHER than “on paper.” And, despite their shady trades with the Cheetahs – of late – (which are being investigated by WARTS and The Bulletin) the Gut Grenades are looking strong as we head to the stretch run, fully facing the Pucker Factor in the BDFL 2015. Iron is headed to Krystal’s to celebrate.

Slovaks Still Alive – Dodge Buckshot in Week 11:

The Oak Mountain Fightin’ Slovaks are still alive, at least mathematically. ASlo & Company pulled out a highly-unlikely, gut-wrenching, overtime, vict’ry against the Western Hills Wildcats this past weekend. The win improves the Pi Cap Caravan’s record to 4-7 on the season, so they are still teetering on the brink of elimination. But, for at least another week, the Slovaks get to celebrate the optimism that comes with the Thanksgiving Holidays and the fact that they still have a pulse for the (BDCS) playoffs.

Bullets in Serious Danger of the Bullet Rule:

The “Big Daddy of the Week” award in the BDFL for Week 11 went to Mason Crosby, place-kicker for the Green Bay Packers and the Benton Bullets. He scored 19-points with 5-field goals, one over 50, and a PAT. However, everybody else on the roster for the Bullerino was scoreless in Week 11, and the Bullets were embarrassed in Brookside by the Dogs, 22-19. “This is a low point,” said Bullet. “Losing to the Dogs… that sucks.” Meanwhile, the Dogs couldn’t be completely happy with the game. Mr. Burr had channeled his “inner Uncle Ray” and bet heavy on his own Dogs, but they failed to cover the line (-5.5). Now, he’ll be avoiding the main roads in Brookside, and slipping home via Goose Alley and the Crooked Bridge. With the loss, the Bullets are now one-game away from elimination under the famous Bullet Rule.

Naut Enough – Sleds Comeback to Jilt Juggernauts:

The Jugtown Juggernauts had a slight lead going into Monday Night Football, but alas, it was not to last against the Fairfield Powersleds. Mad Jack’s kicker notched 8-points on MNF, and the Mean Machine added another vict’ry to its total for 2015, with a vintage comeback. The final score was 27-23. Reportedly, the Nauts are looking at adding Les Miles to their coaching staff - when and if - he is canned at LSU, and they won’t have to pay him until the next millennium.

Woosiers Continue to Roll – Steam Over Sin Wagon:

Tommy T.’s team just keeps on stringing together vict’ries, even when they are not playing that good. The latest exhibit comes from Southside on Sunday, when the Woo Crew was visibly distracted by all of the attractions, and still managed to beat the Cheetahs by more than a touchdown (23-14). The old, proverbial Sin Wagon is not rolling (baby) this season, and is in desperate need of some work “under the hood.” On the other hand, the Smoke Rise Woosiers still look like the team to beat as the Pucker Factor increases for almost everyone except the Woo Crew.

Sloths Shot Down by ‘Dillos in Big D:

The Bulletin can’t quite figure out the Duncanville Armadillos this year. Just when you think they are pitiful and terrible, and can’t possibly win a game, they come up with a surprising performance to notch an improbable win. Submitted for your approval: Week 11 in the BDFL, where KP & Company hosted the Sloth Monsters in Big D. This one looked like a sure win (on paper) for the Three Toed Tree Dwellers. Except they don’t play the game on paper, (except we kinda actually do in the BDFL) and the Armadillo Army was able to capture the upset. Mukes took the loss in stride, whipped his White Grenada with the Yellow Canoe tied on top into the nearest Choke & Puke, for a Beer and a Burger, and then stopped at Bossier City on the way home to regroup (and recoup his losses).

Hime Hand is Hind Tit in Week 11:

“At least I won something,” said Chief Kawliga when he was handed the “Toilet Seat Team of the Weak” award after Week 11 action in the BDFL. The Black Creek Wooden Warriors were embarrassed at home on the reservation by the Magic City Mayors in the biggest blowout of the week in the league (Note: there were no A.W.’s in Week 11). The Cronies scalped the Tribe by 15-points, 25-10. “It only felt like an A.W.” said Jaimie and Alan at the exact same time in a “jinx is on you” type of situation.

Wizards Whipped by Dixie Mafia:

The BDFL’s resident aub’s got together a week before the Iron Bowl to watch the Gus Bus run over the Vandals, who stole the handles, on Saturday. Then, on Sunday, the Gulf Coast Gamblers and the Pasco County Wizards faced off in BDFL action. The Pixie Dusters (Parks) were no match for the Dixie Mafia (Breal) as the Gamblers out-dueled the Wizards, 27-15. Gamblers and Wizards, Wizards and Gamblers; oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Jr. BDFL:

In the Jr League, the Renegades & Walkers continue to roll up wins and Total Points. Both are 9-2 on the season with a secure hold on 1^st & 2^nd place. The Butterflies and Triple Threats are 3^rd & 4^th, which would spell Round 1 byes.

Week 11 Scores:

TOTAL POINTS STANDINGS (thru 11 weeks)

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