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The Bulletin - Week 3 Another year with more of the same endless babble (or HDBS)

Week’s Only A.W. – Woo Crew Crushes Slovaks:

A week after a huge win over the Wooden Warriors, the Oak Mountain Fighting Slovaks were right back in their normal place in Week Three. ASlo’s Pi Cap Caravan was slaughtered at home by the Smoke Rise Woosiers, 63-22, in a game that was flat out hard to watch. The Woo Crew proved their Blount County Mountain (Smoke Rise) was bigger than the Slovak’s Shelby County Counterpart (Oak Mountain). Tommy T.s defending champions demolished the out-matched and still-hung-over Slovaks. “Now, maybe I can find the Grand Daddy,” said Woo upon returning to his lair somewhere north of Gardendale.

Cheetahs Clobber Nauts:

Somewhere south of Gardendale, the Southside Cheetahs look to be finding their rhythm. The Sin Wagon rolled to a 20-point vict’ry this past weekend by clobbering the Jugtown Juggernauts, 47-27. “That’s one-point shy of an A.W.,” said Butch. “We’ll take it.” The Bra Burners were so staggered by the drubbing that they found it hard to find their way back to Leeds to regroup for the remainder of the 2015 season. “Perhaps sitting out last year wasn’t the best idea,” said Allyson. “But, at least it was one-point shy of an A.W.”

Sleds Power Past Cronies, 51-34:

“Bang your head! Mental Health will drive you mad,” blared the quadraphonic speakers in the Mean Machine on Sunday night after the Fairfield PowerSleds had completely dominated the Magic City Mayors at the Old Grey Lady on Greymont Avenue. Still mourning the loss of the UAB football program, but anxiously awaiting the return of the Blazers football program, the Cronies felt absolutely powerless against Jack Slovensky, and his fired-up Mean Machine. Now, the Mayors await the next big event scheduled for Legion Field, the Magic City Classic between Alabama State and Alabama A&M.

No Magic Works in Week Three:

Speaking of Magic – or more precisely – the lack thereof, the Pasco County Wizards were beaten by the Duncanville Armadillos out in Texas on Sunday, and Kurt Prewitt may be up next for the coaching job at the University of Texas. His first planned move is to get the Longhorns (and their television network) into the Sunbelt Conference. With a couple of good recruiting classes, K.P. thinks the ‘Horns can compete with the likes of Troy, South Alabama, Lamar, and North Texas. Meanwhile, back to the Wizards… Merlin or Gandalf or Whats-his-name from the Harry Potter movies is having a rough go of it early in the 2015 season and plans an Ed Bruce séance before Week Four to find the best avenue in which to “regroup.”

W’s Are Wild for the Cats vs. the Warriors:

No amount of sugar-coating it can explain how bad the Black Creek Wooden Warriors are this season. The Bulletin will just use example one from this weekend; old Kawliga & Company lost by 9-points to the Western Hills Wildcats in a game that was borderline non-competitive. The Tribe is planning a Charlie Bradshaw séance (or meeting with all the local witch doctors) to find a quick solution to their problems. It will probably result in something between a double-dose of Pepto Bismol and an enema.

Brookside Bulldogs Bite Blitz:

Even the Bulletin gets tired of mentioning the 21-year losing streak for the Brookside Dogs. But, at least Mr. Mark Burr is doing something to try and end it. He studied up this off-season at Queens College in the George Costanza wing of the library. He hosted the BDFL’s Miller Genuine Draft at his new digs in the Preserve as a way to create “good karma” (Karma Kramer) for this 2015 team. Then he submitted a pretty good PPD draft and picked like a Draft Kings.com participant on Draft Night. So far, so good. The Dogs moved a little closer to their dream by biting the Druid City Blitz, 30-11. As for Jerry Fritz, he’s still mourning the come-from-behind loss of his beloved Tuscaloosa Academy Knights to Morgan Academy on Friday Night in Selma.

Mineral Springs Grenadiers Slay the Sloths:

In a match-up made for Mineral Springs, the local Grenadiers out-slugged the Sloths, 22-17. By “made for Mineral Springs,” the Bulletin means it was too big for Republic and Crocker Junction, too cool for Cardiff, and not family-oriented enough for Fieldstown. At any rate, the Commissioner picked up a much-needed vict’ry by taking care of the Three Toed Tree Dwellers by 5.

Bullets Finally Lose – Alert the Media:

After beginning the season, 2-0, the Benton Bullets were shocked back into coherency in Week Three by the Gulf Coast Gamblers, 33-14. The Bullerino had been living in Fantasy Land at the opening of the BDFL season, by winning a couple of close, low-scoring games. But, the Dixie Mafia put an end to that. However, Bullet will always take the free room and buffet at the Beau Rivage or the Grand in exchange for dropping a few hands of Blackjack, or Craps, or even Indian Poker.

After Week 3 in the Jr.BDFL…

Three teams are undefeated at 3-0 on the season and four teams are winless at 0-3. Of course, none of that matters in the “Total Points Only” league.  But, it is embarrassing to those who have yet to win a game: the Selma Southpaws, Vestavia Lake Hooks & Lures, the Shades Mtn. Grizzly Burrs, and the Lowndes County Labradors. The trio of teams that are riding high and yet to lose include the Benton Butterflies, the Free State of Winston County Walkers, and the Hoover Triple Threats. Note to Jr. BDFLers: check your scores below for accuracy, as the “Official” Jr. BDFL Scoreboard will not be complete until a later date, and will be emailed to those parties interested.

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