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The Bulletin - Week 8 Another year with more of the same endless babble (or HDBS)

Sloths Roll to Big A.W. over Blitz:

In the biggest A.W. of Week Eight, the Sloth Monsters sickled the Druid City Blitz by 40-points. It was a complete and total slaughter. The Fritz Blitz was feeling fairly confident coming into the game, after pulling off a big underdog upset last week that received a lot of coverage here in THE BULLETIN. However, Jerry Fritz got caught reading his own press clippings and that added to his own ruin. The Son of Slim took no mercy on the visitors, running the score up to impress the pollsters, innocent bystanders, and chicks in the crowd. In the process, the Three Toed Tree Dwellers served notice to the rest of the league that they are force to be reckoned with for the remainder of the 2015 season.

Slovaks Suffer Yet Another A.W. in the Tragic City Classic

The surprising thing is NOT that the Fighting Slovaks suffered another A.W. No, that is no surprise at all. The shocker is that the Magic City Mayors actually put an A.W. on anyone – including the Slovaks. Mayor Arrington’s Cronies roared out of the gate on Sunday afternoon at Legion Field and administered a big, old, hairy, yard-dog-whipping against the Pi Cap Caravan, 55-22. ASlo – the white rapper – thought he was seeing things with the symmetrical score on the Old Gray Lady scoreboard that was missing more than a few LED’s. But, he had no trouble figuring out the math in the 33-point loss and subsequent A.W. (or maybe he did).

Bullets Jilted by Older Brother – Schedule Maker – BDFL Hierarchy in General:

THE BULLETIN has learned that the Benton Bullets scored a 2015 weekly, team high in points in Week 8 – 34 to be exact – and were still somehow defeated in BDFL action. Upon a formal journalistic investigation, it appears that a trio of factors lined up against the Bullets to produce such a seemingly unfair outcome. Number One, the Dreaded Schedule Maker (DSM) matched the Bullerino up against one of the four teams that scored more than him (he would’ve won against 11 other teams). Secondly, the Commissioner, who’s beloved Mineral Springs Grenadiers won, 46-34, was somehow pulling the strings behind the scenes. And last of all, it was a vast conspiracy to try and keep the Bullets from hoisting the Grand Daddy once again, and pretty much rubbing it in everyone’s faces.

Woo Crew Whips Wildcats, 36-23:

The Smoke Rise Woosiers had stewed for a whole week, after being upset by the lowly Armadillos last week. Tommy T’s Woo Crew whipped the Western Hills Wildcats on Sunday up in Hayden to get back into the win column and raise their BDFL record to 6-2 on the season. With the vict’ry, the Woosiers have practically locked up a spot in the Big Daddy Championship Series (BDCS) just one week into November. Meanwhile, the “James Gang” falls to 2-6 on the season and is sliding towards the Big Mullet Series (BMS).

Wooden Warriors Edge ’Nauts, 30-26:

In a game that was “too close for comfort,” the Black Creek Wooden Warriors defeated the Jugtown Juggernauts in Hime Hand’s triumphant return to Rocket Stadium. Old Bocephus slipped his framed, #19 jersey into the trophy case next to a number of Rocket Stars of old: #82 Jeff Parks, #79 Curt Jarvis, #12 Paul Fields, #98 Willie Wyatt, #44 Tommy Todd, #54 Mike Dismukes, #22 Butch Neal, and #4 Jerome Jackson/Mike Adams.

Cheetahs Slip Past Sleds, 25-18:

Old, Number 22, Butch Neal got his Sin Wagon in gear just in time to run past the Fairfield PowerSleds in Week Eight. The Cheetahs improved to 6-2 on the season, and like the Woosiers, they appear to be a lock for the BDCS. As for the Mean Machine, Jack Slovensky’s team is headed to parts unknown to convene with the spirit of Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka to determine what course of action to take next.

Dogs Bitten by Wizards:

Mark Burr’s march toward another forgettable season continues to trod onward. The Brookside Bulldogs and their legendary 21-year-losing streak seems to be destined to add another year. Mark’s Mutts were shot down this past weekend by the Pasco County Wizards, 29-16. The Dogs fell to 2-6 on the season, and look to be “out of it” once again. “I’m going to start doing the opposite,” said Dog. “Like George Costanza, every instinct I have is wrong, so I’m going to do the opposite… starting now.”

Found: Another A.W. – Dixie Mafia Dominates ‘Dillos:

The Gulf Coast Gamblers took their show on the road in Week Eight, and proved that sometimes “everything is bigger in Texas.” The Real Deal notched one of their biggest vict’ries ever, with a complete and total domination of the Duncanville Armadillos, 29-5. That’s a 24-point win according to the stat experts at WARTS, and that’s an A.W. according to the official BDFL rules. “Eight, skate, donate, and apologize,” said a jubilant Kenny Breal in the winner’s locker room after the game. The vict’ry improves the Gamblers to 6-2 on the season and in serious contention for their first title since their second year in the league. Meanwhile, there was some hardware for the losers – the ’Dillos to pick up after the debacle. Kurt Prewitt took home the “Toilet Seat Team of the Weak” honors in Week Eight.

“You Chris Haynes brother? You play juna high?”

Week 8 in the Juna League…

The Fultondale Renegades continue to roll. After scoring a Jr. BDFL record 87-points last week, Kevin Hand’s team notched 57 in Week 8 to win again, and maintain the overall points lead in Da Juna League.

Week 8 Scores:

TOTAL POINTS STANDING (thru 8 weeks)

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