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The Bulletin - Week 7 Another year with more of the same endless babble (or HDBS)

Upset Sunday – Blitz Administer Underdog A.W. to Sleds:

Upsets were the “order of the day” in the Big Daddy Football League in Week 7. In the biggest upset of the weekend, the Druid City Blitz hammered the heavily-favored metal heads – the Fairfield PowerSleds – by a final score of 44-21. According to Woosiers Accurate Real Time Scoring (WARTS) that’s a 23-point margin-of-vict’ry, which equates as an @$$-whipping under the auspices of the BDFL Rules. The Bulletin calls those an A.W. per league instructions, and especially now with children sometimes reading this publication. The Gritz Blitz celebrated all the way back from Fairfield to T-Town stopping at every BBQ joint for a open-faced sammich and a cold one.

Wizards Upset Cheetahs in More Ways Than One:

In another startling upset and A.W., the Pasco County Wizards throttled the Sin Wagon by a blistering 25-points this past weekend. Merlin showed Butch some places that’d “put Sammy’s to Shame.” The Platinum tour was a real eye-opener for the Southside Cheetahs (so much for worrying about the children). Look away, Look away.

Woodies Knock Off Three Toed Tree Dwellers in Another Upset:

The Black Creek Wooden Warriors know exactly how to upset the Sloths. But, Old Kawliga “did just the opposite” this Sunday to pull an easy (22-11) upset of the Three Toed Tree Dwellers. Hime took Mukes to Mikes to “get things started.” Of course, they wheeled by to get Big Albert, and then hit J.T. Roberts. By the time the games started the Son of Slim was feeling in the groove. The problem occurred on the field when his Sloths couldn’t hold onto the football (and that is understandable – you know – without thumbs, etc., etc.). So, The Bulletin can report that after the upset win by the Woodies, everybody seemed pretty happy and content, and you can’t argue with that.

Brother Bullet Clings to Upset Bid vs. Mildcats:

After a four game losing streak, the Benton Bullets held on to a narrow, two-point win against the James Gang, to get back into the win column. The Mildcats’ rallied on Monday Night Football came up just a little short when the Baltimore defense/special teams did not score, and the Ravens’ kicker only notched 4-points. The Bullerino will take the win, the second pick in the Supplemental Draft, and try to get his head out of this beep for the second half of the season in the always competitive BDFL.

Yes, Upsets Continue, Slovaks Win!

Well, you know, if the Fighting Slovaks win it is an upset. “The Battle in Brookside” was hotly contested. We didn’t say it was well played or well attended. We didn’t say anything about the game actually being worth a rats @$$. However, it was a game on the BDFL schedule and it was played along the Banks of the Five Mile Creek in Brookside. The Slovaks won, which really shouldn’t be that surprising in that town… because the Slovensky’s have been pushing the Burr’s around in that locale for more than a 100-years. Now, the Burr’s that escape are much better off that the Slovak evacuees, but in Brookside, you better “pack a lunch” before you start messing with Slovaks.

Could it be another Upset? Yes, Remember Upset Sunday in the BDFL was the Theme:

The Duncanville Armadillos pulled one of the biggest upsets of the season, by knocking off the Defending BDFL Champion Woosiers, 30-28. This one had K.P. dancing in the streets, and double-checking WARTS. Meanwhile, the Woo Crew didn’t even want to publish to numbers that saw his team upset by the ‘Dillos.

Nauts Edge Commish – in OT:

Allyson Edwards and Chris Hand battled tooth-and-nail all day Sunday in a game that went into overtime before the outcome could be determined by the aforementioned WARTS. When the final numbers were crunched into the Excel Spreadsheet and spit out to the League Office, the Commissioner was shocked that his beloved Mineral Springs Grenadiers had lost to the Jugtown Juggernauts in OT. This one has to sting for the Commissioner. On the other side, the Nauts were celebrating more than they have since LillithFair.

Gamblers Whip Mayors:

It virtually the only non-upset of the weekend, the Gulf Coast Gamblers defeated the Magic City Mayors, 34-18. Alan said his equilibrium was thrown off by sitting at the Alabama-Tennessee Game with Jaimie & Bullet, and he couldn’t get straightened out in time to travel to Biloxi to battle the Dixie Mafia, all my himself. So, the Cronies earn the distinction of being the only Underdog NOT to win in Week 7. That’s gotta be worth some kind of award.

Week Seven in the Jr. BDFL:

New The Fultondale Renegades scored a remarkable 87-points, while Kevin Hand had pneumonia, and in the process they dealt the Winston County Walkers their first loss of the season (87-48), and the Renegades took over first place overall in the Jr. BDFL.

Week Seven (7) Scores:

TOTAL POINTS STANDING (thru 7 weeks)

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