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The BDFL was well represented at the 2014 SEC Football Championship Game in Atlanta, Georgia

The Bulletin - Week 5 Another year with more of the same endless babble (or HDBS)

Cinco de Losers

Tough Week for the Null Set Club:

In case you forgot, the Big Daddy Football League - like all leagues - has teams that just never, ever win a championship (or sometimes even come close to winning a championship). In the BDFL, the teams that have never won a title are commonly referred to as “The Null Set Club.” Here are the teams in the Null Set Club: Brookside Dogs, Jugtown Juggernauts, Druid City Blitz, Western Hills Wildcats, Duncanville Armadillos, and (of course) the Oak Mountain Fighting Slovaks.

In Week Five, all of these teams that played a former BDFL Champion lost. If you are keeping score at home (and we know you are), that’s a clean sweep. In fact, Five of the Six members of the Null Set Club lost in Week Five. The only franchise that won was the Jugtown Juggernauts, who defeated another Null Setter – the Duncanville Armadillos – by two 33-31.

In that game… the ‘Dillos agreed to play its “home game” in T-Town against the ‘Nauts. It looked like a good decision for K.P. & Company until Allyson staged a furious comeback to shock the Opossums on the Half Shell. The two-point vict’ry was savored by the Bra Burners, who seem to be having a decent season in 2015. However, there chances of escaping the Null Set Club are (Virginia) Slim and None.

Elsewhere, among the Null Setters… the Western Hills Wildcats captured the “Toilet Seat Team of the Weak” honor by scoring just 6-points. The BioCats were routed by the Silver Lakes Sloth Monsters, 23-6. Mukes and his Minions of Three Toes continue to surge in the BDFL.

“Quit your bitchin’,” said Mukes also known as the Modernization Specialist for the East Region of ThyssenKrupp Elevator Americas. He stole the quote from the immortal words of his dad, Slim Dismukes.

The Druid City Blitz underachieved again in Week Five. Maybe the least of the BDFL’s “Jerome’s,” – Fritz’ Gritz Blitz – was fried up like bacon, spread out like cream cheese, and rolled out like wholesale carpet by the SouthSide Cheetahs, 27-13. The complete opposite of Null – the Cheetahs – are chasing their fifth title, among other things, over on the Southside of Birmingham. A good deal North of Birmingham, the Brookside Dogs lost again. Mark’s Mutts were cut down by the Smoke Rise Woosiers up in Hayden over the weekend. The BDFL Defending Champion Woo Crew topped the “no-title-ever” – in 21-years – Dogs by the final score of 31-21. Finally, among the Null Set Club, the poster-child – the Oak Mountain Fighting Slovaks – were upended by the Gulf Coast Gamblers 19-16 in a game that was not as close as the score would indicate. With the loss, A.Slo falls to 1-4 on the season, good for a tie for the worst record in the BDFL along with fellow-Nuller, the Blitz, and the Magic City Mayors.

Non Null Set Games:

The Mayors are not completely bummed out with a Null Set-like record of 1-4. That’s because in Week Five, the Cronies picked up their first vict’ry of the season. And, it was a sweet one, as the Mayors ambushed the Mineral Springs Grenadiers at Legion Field, 30-22. Alan did not quit on his team after a rough start. He stuck with it and was rewarded with a big win against the aging Commissioner. For his part, Chris Hand took the loss in stride and was just glad to get to play at the Old Grey Lady, where now he can review the “game film” IN COLOR.

Meanwhile, down in Tampa Town, (they got green grass, and got high tides) the Pasco County Wizards were exposed by the visiting Fairfield PowerSleds. The Mean Machine was hitting on all cylinders and countered any alleged magic by the Pixie Dusters on their way to a ten-point win over Merlin & Company, 27-17.

“Well, the schedule-maker got me again,” said Bullet. “And a last minute, shady, back-room trade.” The Bulletin has uncovered that the Benton Bullets really should have won the game in Week Five against the Black Creek Wooden Warriors, 18-16. However, a late, late, backroom, under-handed, unethical, questionable trade was made – potentially after the deadline - that gave Kawliga & Company a starting QB (Jay Cutler). Then, the dude throws two improbable touchdowns in the 4^th quarter to lead his team (Chicago Bears) to a one-point win (18-17), while at the same time, propelling Hime Hand to a come-from-behind, 22-18 vict’ry, over the shell-shocked Bullets.

“I drank what?!”

Tribute to Spurrier:

“You can’t spell Citrus without UT.”

Tribute to Spurrier II:

How do you lose twice in one year to Mike DuBose?

Tribute to Spurrier III:

“I hate the Gators. But, I pull for them four times a year: against Tennessee, Auburn, Georgia, and Florida State.” quote from Jaimie Hand… but, the Bulletin uses it so much, it is passed off as their own. Heck, we may have even said it first. “That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.”

Week Five in the Jr.BDFL:

Details to come… via email, Snap Chat, text, Instagram, and/or twitter. Growing pains in Junior Circuit are to be expected… and technology hurdles to overcome…

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