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The Bulletin - Week 10 Another year with more of the same endless babble (or HDBS)

Until Morale Improves, the Beatings Will Continue:

In the latest version of the Hand Family Feud, The Commissioner and older brother doled out some punishment to oft-times trouble-maker, pot-stirrer, little brother Hime Hand in Week Ten. The Black Creek Wooden Warriors ventured down from Hogan Hill, and across parts of Coalburg, Gardendale, and Fieldstown to get to Mineral Springs this weekend. When the Tribe arrived, they were met with Enjun Apathy. The homestanding Grenadiers fired out to an early lead, and held on to give Kawliga & Company a demoralizing defeat. Afterwards, the brothers decided to “bury the hatchet” and went to “the other” Big Al’s (on the Republic turnoff) for some RC Cola’s, moon pies, and pinball.

Taken to the Woodshed – Sleds Slaughter Bullets:

The “other” Hand brother had his hands full in Fairfield. The Benton Bullets had to bear asbestos and blaring heavy metal over at the Dolodome, but that was nothing compared to the A.W. they had to endure at the behest of the Mean Machine. The Sleds turned off the Jack Slovensky on Sunday, and turned into the former champion metal heads and dominated the Bullerino in all aspects of the game. It was not pretty. On his way back to Benton, Bullet pulled off on Highway 31 South in Prattville to try and regroup.

Turned it Around, and Used it Against Him:

Flatly stated, the Pasco County Wizards aren’t very good this year. However, when you play the Slovaks, you can still capture a lopsided vict’ry. This weekend was no exception. The rappin’ reelin’ ASlo scored in single-digits and was clobbered by Parks’ Pixie Dusters (if you can only score 16-points, and still technically “clobber” someone). At any rate, the Minions and their leader, Merlin, picked up a win and the Fighting Slovaks end up with their usual outcome.

Beaten Like a Red-Headed Step Child:

The Mildcats never saw it coming, an upside-down coke bottle to the temple; that’s the Brookside Dogs preferred means of execution, and they used in on Sunday against the unsuspecting James Gang. This one was ugly. Both teams have had their problems this season, but for a brief moment, for one weekend, the Brookside Dogs looked like a real football team. Let’s just say, Wayne’s Place was hopping after an enormous vict’ry for Mark’s Mutts.

Turned Every Which Way but Loose:

The Smoke Rise Woosiers turned the Druid City Blitz every which way but loose in Week Ten action in the BDFL. The Woo Crew ventured to T-Town in back-to-back weekends, and this time they continued their dominance in the penultimate Fantasy Football League. Now, conventional wisdom and the prevailing thoughts to Tommy T. throughout his BDFL career says that the Woosiers are probably peaking too soon. So, The Bulletin will continue to follow the defending champions as they go thru Pucker Factor territory, which probably won’t come up for them until Big Daddy Championship Series starts.

Mayors Break One Off in ‘Dillos:

For all of K.P.’s trips to T-Town, he was NOT prepared to visit Birmingham. And, the Duncanville Armadillos were even less ready to take on the Magic City Mayors. The former BDFL spirit-award-winners were certainly too much for the ‘Dillos in Week Ten. The Cronies get a crucial win and still have a chance to make the Big Dance. As, for K.P., the BDCS looks like a long shot, but his recovery has already begun; it seems like he’s stopped off in Fieldstown at Babo and Papa’s to lick his wounds and regroup.

Nauts Treat Gamblers Like a Rag Doll:

At an early press time this week, due to overwhelming Town Council Duties and Personal Appearances, et. al. – The Bulletin did not wait for Monday Night Games to close out its rendition of Week Ten action in the BDFL. So, when last we checked, the Jugtown Juggernauts were leading the Gulf Coast Gamblers by four, 18-14, according to the early, preliminary edition of WARTS. And, since the Dixie Mafia hasn’t come-from-behind since they helped hide Hoffa, we are assuming that the Girls held on to beat the Gamblers.

Beaten Like a Rented Mule – or Closer than a Gnat’s @$$ - It's on to Sammy’s:

Well, put it this way, Mukes was ahead of Butch (27-26) going into Monday Night Football. But, the Southside Cheetahs were headed to Sammy’s to supposedly watch MNF, where they had a number of opportunities to score some points and actually snatch vict’ry from the jaws of defeat. That (going to Sammy’s ) actually sounded like a pretty good idea to Mukes, so he was scheduled to go to Valleydale also to allegedly watch Monday Night Football. Now, the Bulletin is going to take them at their word and assume they went to Sammy to watch some football, but this publication was unable to determine it the establishment even has TVs. There were reports that you could watch TV there on your mobile device, if the Barney’s don’t take ‘em away for fear of flash photography, which can be dangerous in confined and/or dark places. In the defense of journalistic integrity, the Bulletin has dispatched reporters to the scene to cover whatever happens.

Jr. BDFL:

Jr. BDFLers – please check your email Wednesday for Week Ten results in the Junior League.

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