Juggernauts vs. Grenadiers
In a senior season for the ages, the “Wolfback” legend was born plus Chris came up large as he played a key role in taking the Rocket football and baseball teams deep into the state. After taking his legendary athletic prowess to Wallace State to play baseball, Chris then terrorized softball teams from Green Springs to Abernant before winning multiple titles in the Godzilla Racin’ Series. Chris then topped this by winning his first BDFL title in dramatic fashion. That in the two short years since Chris has moved to Tuscaloosa to become Nick Saban’s “go-get-me-suck-buddy” still leaves the Great Wizardo shaking his head. Now instead of putting together championship runs, Chris spends most of his time at the local convenience store pickin’ up Lil’ Debbie snack cakes for Saban, probably the devil’s food ones. How far the mighty hath fallen, how far indeed.
Wizard’s Winner…the Juggernauts.

Wooden Warriors vs. Wizards
No love is lost between these two mortal enemies which started in 1981 when Jaimie, like older brother Chris, came up large his senior year and edged the Wizard for the ’81 football season MVP award and the lifetime all-you-can-eat pass to Max's Family Buffet restaurant that went with it. The Wizard never minded losing out on the hardware, but the lifetime all-you-can-eat pass was a different story. The rift has widened into a canyon since then fostered by Jaimie convincing a young but impressionable Wizard to draft NASCAR teams after he, Jeff Connor, and some other guy at work picked over the teams like it was the 4th of July cook out in Brookside at the Slovensky compound leaving nothing for the Wizard, whose strong horse was over 60 years old at the time. Jaimie later added salt to the wound by giving an older but still impressionable Wizard his “B list” for the Wizard’s rookie year in the BDFL. It’s time for some pay back.
Wizard’s Winner…Wizards.

Bullets vs. Gamblers
When asked about his senior season at GHS compared to that of his brothers coming up so large in their own, Bullet responded tartly, “I was merely large.” Nevertheless, Bullet would go on to host his own sports radio talk show in Montgomery before joining the State “Big Brother” machine where he now is in charge of the government spin, and will likely be lording over his brothers, and everybody else for that matter, once the government takes over everything it hasn’t already claimed, which ain’t much. The Bullets are solid and benefited from a gift from the schedule maker in Week Three, but the schedule maker did them no favors this week when they head to New Orleans to take on Kenny Breal’s “Bayou Big Easies”, who may have their best team in several years, something the Bullets will witness first hand on Sunday afternoon.
Wizard’s Winner…the Gamblers.

Sloth Monsters vs. Fighting Slovaks
After getting knocked off in Week Three after watching his stars spend most of Sunday afternoon clutching their collective throats and choking away what should have been Sloth’s dubya, Mukes took a trip to Mike’s Handy Food Store to regroup, re-read the penal code, and make sure his pistol was in plain view so the police couldn’t arrest him for carrying a concealed weapon. Fortunately for Mukes, his “Transylvanian Terrors” will only need to know a chapters and verses of the penal code to take down fellow Greenbeard rival Adam Slovensky and his “Urine-peon Euro Trash” in Week Four in Helena. The Slovaks look good on paper, assuming it was three years ago when many of his players were in or much closer to their primes, and rest assured the Slovaks will look their age this weekend.
Wizard’s Winner…the Sloth Monsters.

PowerSleds vs. Dogs
Jack Barnes and his “Heavy Chevys” exploded for 45 points in Week Three, and will look to continue their winning ways at Five Mile Crick in Brookside when they go outside of the Graybeard Division to battle Mark Burr and the “Fang Gang” who largely stunk up the joint in Week Three, though not enough to keep them from beating the Wizards, like the “Long Riders” did on the very same field so many years ago when their anticipated arrival for a two ‘n que softball tournament had the locals quaking in fear about the “ legendary Lawnriders from Tuscaloosa”, a legend that was quickly punctured when the Long Riders arrived and were jeered by Hot Dog Sexton as “just a bunch of boys from Gardendale” before proving it by taking the team from Tuscaloosa out to the woodshed for a good whuppin’. Five Mile Crick has seen its share of memorable moments from the fence gobbling up Barry on a pop up in foul territory by third base to Chris catching a candy-hop ground ball before bunny hopping twice and firing a bullet to first where a badly hung over Mukes tried to catch it with his collar bone. The Sleds are strong, but thinks they’re riding the Brady bunch a little too much to cover the hefty spread.
Wizard’s Winner…the Dogs.

Woosiers vs. Mayors
Tommy Todd started off the season with high-powered line up and visions of a second BDFL title dancin’ before his eyes, and backed up that vision with an explosive Week One. However, since then his “Lewd Dudes” have gone down faster than the Hindenburg in successive defeats before trying to right the ship this week at Fair Park when they face Alan Arrington and his “Bleeding Heart Bureaucrats” in a game the Mayors also need if they plan to keep pace in the Graybeard Division, especially after being upset by the Grenadiers in Week Three. Attendance at Fair Park could be sparse since most of the Mayors’ supporters are in jail, indicted, or out on bail awaiting trial, something that may be a blessing in disguise for the Mayor faithful after the Woosiers, no stranger to lewd and lascivious behavior themselves, seek to cure what ails them, and find a perfect antidote in the Mayors.
Wizard’s Winner…the Woosiers.

Cheetahs vs. Blitz
The Cheetahs are the dynasty of the BDFL as their four titles readily attest to, but are being forced to cobble together line-ups with chewing gum and bailing wire so far in 2011. Nevertheless, Butch Neal’s “Table Dancing Divas” have found a way to not only put together formidable line-ups each week, but do so impressively enough to remain unbeaten through three weeks of play prompting the now familiar refrain at all Cheetah games of “Ho dat? Ho dat? Who dat say dey gon’ beat dem Ho’s?” to waft lazily through the air at the end of each game. Next up for the Cheetahs are the “Bavarian Bugle Boys from Company B”, who will welcome the Cheetahs to T-town in hopes of hanging a loss on the visitors by the end of the weekend. The Blitz haven’t been much to look at so far in 2011, something that will become even more obvious by Sunday evening after the visitors put away their claws..
Wizard’s Winner…the Cheetahs.