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From underneath a rock in Media Void
Woosiers 50 – Juggernauts 18: Woo Crew Roars with A.W. of ‘Nauts What to make of the Smoke Rise Woosiers in 2011? The Bulletin staff is confused (and not for the first time). The Woo Crew is good one week, and sorry the next. There’s a pattern. In Week 11, the Hayden Haymakers ran wild in Rocket Stadium like they haven’t done since 1979. With their #44 shimmy jersey tails flying in the breeze, the Woosiers outran the Jugtown Juggernauts by A.W. proportions. A.E. (Allyson Edwards, not A.W.) has a pretty decent team this year, but they were thoroughly out-classed (imagine that) by the Woo Crew. This one could hurt for awhile, but I’m sure all of Allyson’s pain will go away if things go her way on Saturday in Lee County.
Wooden Warriors 32 – Dogs 28: War Path Continues for Kawliga & Company The Black Creek Wooden Warriors continue to run smoothly, on all eight cylinders this season. The Brookside Dogs were no match this weekend for the Tribe that appears to be on the warpath, hunting down what could be their first-ever fantasy football championship (or should we say, first legitimate, BDFL title – other leagues not withstanding). Old Kawliga & Company were more than comfortable traveling down to Brookside, across Main Street, past Goose Alley, and over the Five Mile Creek to knock off Mark’s Mutts, who continue to hold out “just a little bit of hope” that this year will end well for them.
PowerSleds 34 – Cheetahs 18: Mean Machine Wins Again Backing down is just not in the playbook for the Fairfield PowerSleds. So, for four quarters on Sunday afternoon in the “shadows of Southern Electric Steel,” the Sled Heads kept pounding the Cheetahs. And, when the smoke finally cleared – and it took quite a while – the Mean Machine had notched yet another vict’ry. Meanwhile, “panic” is not in the playbook for the defending, and unprecedented four-time champion Cheetahs. They will approach Week 12 and the Thanksgiving games with confidence that if they can get to the BDCS, they’ll be fine… even with yet another new, and improved Big Dance format.
Gamblers 17 – Bullets 17 (OT): Dixie Mafia Prevails over Short “Handed” Bullets in Overtime Mr. Irrelevant* from 2009 – Ryan Succup – booted an early field goal on Monday Night Football to pull the Benton Bullets even with the Gulf Coast Gamblers. But, the Kansas City Chiefs (and their kicker) never really threatened to score again, and were blown out by the New England Patriots and Bullet-look-alike, Tom Brady, 34-3. This caused the Bullets to lose to Kenny B. in overtime (by virtue of the longest play). The Bullets had to play without star quarterback Drew Brees and their regular kicker, due to an “open” week for the Saints, who apparently still fall under the umbrella, family-coverage of the Dixie Mafia. The “Real Deal” can thank the ‘schedule-maker’ for this one. *Note: Mr. Irrelevant is the designation to the last player taken in the NFL draft.
Wizards 32 – Blitz 23: Blind Hog Finds Acorn, Wizards Win Ever since Russ Wood (from Coffee County, where they “grind so fine”) broke Parks’ finger in the Iron Bowl, the Wizard has dreaded Iron Bowl week. His poor finger still throbs when the weather gets cold. He still has flashbacks to “Bo the Wrong Way,” and his best friend Robert “Book Worm” McGinty’s missed kick. But, in sheer “fantasy land,” Parks is able to visit Tuscaloosa, or Druid City, and come away with a win. The Wizards got the better of the Blitz in Week 11, even though Parks took home the “Bonehead of the Week” award. He must have ran into either Dan Reeves or Scott Hunter on his weekend adventure. As for Fritz, he was so embarrassed by the loss to the lowly Wizards, that he couldn’t return to Homewood until the sun went down Sunday night. Note: The Pasco County Wizards have been eliminated from the Big Daddy Championship Series by virtue of their 8 losses this season.
Sloth Monsters 36 – Slovaks 25: Three Toed Tree Dwellers Subdue Slovaks The Fighting Slovaks are so bad this season that Mukes could hardly celebrate after beating ASlo by 11-points in Week 11. In fact, the Son of Slim only picked up a 12-pack for the post-game festivities (well below his average). Then he had to find Adam and retrieve one, when he discovered only 11 in the box. Apparently, Adam took one as a consolation prize after another humbling defeat in the BDFL. Note: The Oak Mountain Fighting Slovaks have been eliminated from the Big Daddy Championship Series by virtue of their 9 losses this season.
Mayors 6 - Grenadiers 4 (Toilet Seat, again): Commissioner Falls to Cronies in Slovak Bowl In a game that set the BDFL back to the pre-expansion era… or maybe back farther than that, the Magic City Mayors claimed a vict’ry after scoring only 6-points, to beat the Mineral Springs Grenadiers, 6-4. The Bulletin refuses to write about a game this bad, only to say their should be some sort of “new rule” against getting a “W” if you don’t score in double-digits. Note: The Mineral Springs Grenadiers Slovaks have been eliminated from the Big Daddy Championship Series by virtue of their 9 losses this season.
Where are they now? Linnie Patrick and Rory Turner “the Black Assassin” – Still hanging out at Harry’s and reveling in their past Iron Bowl glory to anyone who will stop and buy ‘em some ripple. |
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